internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
reblog if ur a dragon who is having a little bit of a hard time typing with your giant talons
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.