delta-breezes:

Amy Tremper

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

because he didn’t die

bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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e4rthy:

Solar Eclipse by Willoughby Owen
swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

fyeah canada 

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

i have been thinking about this a lot